The September 11 attacks were a government conspiracy to destroy buildings for no reason. It was orchestrated by George Walker, Barack Obama and Osama bin Laden. Some idiots still think that the United States' hyper-aggressive foreign policy throughout the latter half of the twentieth century may have incited extremists to fly planes into buildings. Suckers. The government and Illuminati obviously did it, even though they wouldn't need an excuse to start a war in the Middle East.
Why were the people in the WTC disappointed? Edit
Because they ordered pepperoni but they got plane!
I'm sorry. 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong