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The Qur'’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’an is the holy text of Islam . All editions of the Qur'’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’an are printed on pan leaves. It was written by Muhammad and his fuckbuddies. Barack Obama and his vice president wrote the Qur'’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’an Part 2 while doing pan and DP'ing TJ.

The Qur'’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’an is one of the official books of the Illuminati along with the Bible, The Satanic Bible, The God Delusion, and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.