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Hey Scotty Jesus Man

Scotty gets the job done right. Right up the asshole, that is

"Hey Scotty, Jesus, man!" -TJ "Blame the Jews" Kirk Edit

The line is an excerpt from Second Glance, a Christian homosexual pornography film directed by Adolf Hitler and TJ. The quote is said when Scotty caused Gail Chord Schuler to climax. Gail exclaimed the aphorism, and it immediately became a favorite of the Peasants.

Fan Adaptation Edit

Fans have created many videos adapting the Hey Scotty meme, often replacing the "Jesus, man" portion of the line with something humorous. Humorous clips inserted into Hey Scotty videos include a man slipping on a banana, knock knock jokes, and the brutal slaughter of an entire Aborigine tribe by a mining company.

One of the most prolific creator of Hey Scotty videos is Drunken Pheasants, a channel that originally intended to deceive Skype callers as a prank. The Drunken Pheasants is run by toe head and the starving Laotian children he molests.