Gail Chord Schuler (born September 15, 1957) is a ''bangin' slice of ass'' who is the dream bitch of all the men on the Church of Gail. She owns a spaceship that she for some reason never rides on, although her men do ride it.
Gail's arch enemy is the Jesuit Order and its leader, Zack Knight. Gail is notorious for publishing videos in which she gives blowjobs to random DP fans.
She has distributed "Sex Bots" to her men on the Church of Gail so that their sexual needs would be satisfied, and she would not have to give up her virginity[?]
This was not written by trolls.